A drunk walked into a food store and did something to the produce....
Woman Hits Tree Chasing Ex with SUV
A drunk woman tries to run over her ex-boyfriend but hits a tree instead....
Drunk Dials 911
A guy dials 911 and gets into trouble....
The Parking Meter
A drunk is thrilled with a parking meter. I need to parking meter like that! Help me lose weight..;-D - added 03/20/2013 - by annie...