A drunk driver has a unique reason for not wanting to pull over....
Passenger Bites Cop
A cop issuing a ticket gets bit by an unusual passenger. That was a well trained monkey! LOL, except maybe the officer gave the driver another ticket for his pet assaulting the cop - added 06/28/2013 - by SoliDeoGloria...
License, Please
A cop pulls over a lady. They must be blonde. - added 02/12/2013 - by AJW...
Woman Calls 911 For Cigarettes
A woman was drunk and didn't want to drive, so she called 911 for help....